• RedFrank24@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    The French refuse to learn English out of spite, not ability. Infact I wouldn’t put it past a Frenchman to be completely fluent in English but when asked say they don’t understand a word, just because they despise the British so much.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      12 hours ago

      “You don’t frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you”

      “you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

      Fetchez la vache!