Ever notice bats are always wrapped up in a towel in photos like this? I think that solidifies my assumption they are vampires and you must contain them in their bat form to keep yourself safe.
This has helped my very angry Monday morning.
Absolutely nothing is going right so far.
I’ve been in a rage for hours.
Dammit Doll
Whenever things don’t go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll,
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”
I was having trouble finding items for my Christmas wish list and this goes on it
Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
Someone’s lovely daughter: picture #4
Good for them
Top right looks a little like Godzilla
Goodzilla
Why did someone add the middle finger emoji at some point though?
That’s the ‘here, have a banana gesture’.
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