• Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    A probable timeline:

    • “We’re investing in artificial intelligence to boost our teams’ productivity.”

    • “Our shift to AI has streamlined our development processes (according to middle management), so we’ve laid off a number of workers as redundant.”

    • “The people who remain don’t know which AI assets were meant to be placeholders.”

    • “We’re delaying our financials and suspending trading of our stock, but there’s no cause for alarm.”