Maybe the real reason Trump doesn’t want these files released? He was sucking off some guy named Bubba?

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    The idea that Bubba is Bill Clinton is the part I have a hard time believing. And I think it might be a joke. But I also think it’s possible that Trump performed oral on someone or something named Bubba.

    I’ve never heard that nickname for Bill Clinton before. Maybe I live under a rock or maybe it’s a private nickname that could be corroborated elsewhere in the Epstein files, but idk he’s never looked like a “Bubba” to me.

    More critically, I have a hard time believing the 2016 election cycle plays out the way it did if this were the case.

    But I do think it’s clear there’s SOMETHING that Trump doesn’t want the public to know about. And I don’t think he or his base care about him being with 16 year old girls. Or even his daughter. What could it be that Trump would be scared of his base knowing about?

    So I think Bubba could be another dude. Or perhaps a gigantic novelty dildo. Or maybe even an animal.

    Edit: For everyone getting caught up in the nickname, Mark Epstein has said that it wasn’t Bill Clinton. Plus, even if you don’t believe him it still doesn’t make sense that it’s Bill with how 2016 played out.

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      yeah I very much doubt it is Clinton, or that “blowing” refers to oral sex. And how the fuck has Mark Epstein not been dragged in front of Congress exactly?

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      Bubba is a well known nickname for Bill (Clinton), it’s a term of endearment in the South.

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        Can confirm, I had a very Southern manager at a job keep referring to me as Bubba and he didn’t understand why I didn’t like that. Of course, with this news that takes on a way weirder connotation lol

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      Bubba is also the name often given to the apocraphyl man who rapes you in prison.

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        yeah, “blowing bubba” could easily just be a cringe phrase for “eating crow” or “wearing the hair shirt”, “making the boss happy”, “doing what you gotta do” etc. but fr who the fuck knows at this point

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      He’s an easygoing southerner who was considered fat in the 90s, I could see a bunch of New Yorkers calling him bubba. I haven’t looked into it at all, but the nickname seems somewhat fitting