Many years ago, I had a dream in which I was arguing with someone about whether phones were capable of having seizures.

The previous night, I had taken off my wedding ring (nothing nefarious, I just don’t like many things touching me in my sleep) and set it on top of my phone so I wouldn’t lose it. When the phone alarm went off, the (metal) ring rattled like hell, but the phone case edge was enough to keep the ring on top.

I guess, in my sleep, I thought it sounded like a phone seizure.