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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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    Well, the dihydrogen monoxide that is in your Zuchini is literally an industrial solvent!

    Have you seen what dihydrogen monoxide does to pure, strong iron?!? It corrodes iron unbelievably fast! And people just…consume it in most of their “healthy” foods!

    Wake up, sheeple! Stop drinking dihydrogen monoxide!

    ~/s - this message brought to you by Brawndo, the thirst mutilator~

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      FWIW this is by far less dangerous and aggressive than oxygen, which caused the first global mass extinction when it started to amass in earth’s atmosphere (and plays a major role in the corrosion of iron you mentioned).
      And yet people tell you to breathe in and out…

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      And stop plants from drinking it too!

      Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

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      My son just told me there is a complete wiki about DHMO. Something I’ll investigate later…