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    15 hours ago

    “I mean, just look at that well-kept beard. I like a well-kept beard,” remarked Trump. Both Mamdani and Vance suddenly felt a chill and started sweating, but for entirely different reasons.

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        11 hours ago

        At the very least I believe he’d want to. I cannot fathom why anybody else would want to shove themselves into that particular orifice though.

        Willingly, I mean. If someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to put my dick in Trump’s mouth, I’m not entirely certain I wouldn’t just tell them to pull the trigger.

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          I mean, his mentor was one of the most evil men in American history and loved getting fucked in the ass. (And don’t get me wrong, I’m not implying there’s anything wrong with liking dick.)

          It’s just not a huge stretch to think Donald might like it too, in secret.