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minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up127·2 days agoI have never prayed to god and I’ve never been in a plane crash.
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·2 days agoI am constantly praying to god, and I’ve never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!
minus-squareAkasazh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoYeah if you account for all the wank sessions you were broadcasting to your creator, the reason you’re still alive is either proof of there not being a god, or a very perverted one.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down2·2 days agoI say “jesus christ” about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?
minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoSince it has the same effect, it might as well.
minus-squareFanciestPants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoI occasionally pray to aliens and I’ve never been in any kind of crash
I have never prayed to god and I’ve never been in a plane crash.
I am constantly praying to god, and I’ve never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!
Yeah if you account for all the wank sessions you were broadcasting to your creator, the reason you’re still alive is either proof of there not being a god, or a very perverted one.
You Have Wank Hastily
I say “jesus christ” about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?
Since it has the same effect, it might as well.
I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.
I occasionally pray to aliens and I’ve never been in any kind of crash