• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    Ancient Middle Eastern Merchant: “Fuck, I forgot all about that milk! I hope it’s still good after a week at the bottom of a camel’s pack in the desert heat.”

    Milk: [comes out in chunks]

    Merchant: “Guess I won’t know until I try it”

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      21 hours ago

      lol … the story of invention of Worcestershire Sauce

      a bunch of guys were trying to recreate Oriental fish sauce in the UK … the thing they came up with was terrible so they put the barrel of the stuff in the basement and forgot about it

      They went back and rediscovered it a year later and tried it again … they had created Worchestershire sauce

      … the fun part of these stories is that this is all based on survivalship bias … these are all stories of foods that actually turned out. It makes you wonder how many instances there were throughout history of people trying to eat things they thought were unusual or forgotten foods and they tried eating them and it ended up killing them instead.

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        It makes you wonder how many instances there were throughout history of people trying to eat things they thought were unusual or forgotten foods and they tried eating them and it ended up killing them instead.

        tastes rock …bleh
        tastes rock …bleh
        tastes rock …bleh\

        countless attempts later

        tastes rock …Oooooooo! Sodium chloride!

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        21 hours ago

        They went back and rediscovered it a year later and tried it again … they had created Worchestershire sauce

        Damn, I hate it when my mother is right about patience being a virtue

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      I once drank a curdled whey beverage. Finding surprise marshmallows in my mouth immediately compelled me to projectile vomit. That is what I immediately remember every time people talk about ancient food discoveries. It’s an utterly foreign mindset to me. I can only wonder how many times these things were independently discovered before they were actually eaten. I’d wager many

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        19 hours ago

        Starvation and famine helps … if your options are eat nothing and die … or … try this semi rotten piece of food or this thing that’s been sitting in the sun for three days or this liquid that fermented for a week … most people would try out a bunch of things because they know they’re about to die anyway.