I gained 20 lbs, bucked the fuck up and lost it in 4 months
I sleep, refreshed because I actually get my full night’s worth in, and go have fun
My back, knees, elbows, feet, and hands hurt, because I overuse them, so I go get in the bath and soak the aches away and get up and out ready to do some more
Comfort has always been more important than style
Spatulas are so last year; I’m getting nerdy about my glass tupperware stuff
Chores are for bores… ah fuck, I can’t twist this one
College students are fun to talk to, and easy to push into certain conversation flows that get them out of my hair
Life is good; go get a hobby that you actually enjoy
Pffft, how I know I’m an adult:
Talk to me when you’re ready for wood plates.