Finally, a LinkedIn lunatic I can agree with.
Do you really think homeless methheads have bank cards?
Not their own, of course.
Do it enough times, you’ll get treated to an exclusive hotel with free food and lodging! If you like ramen, they even have an exclusive flavour!
If the £ wasn’t indication enough, this ain’t in the US.
Oh, I know about GBP. But the ass backwards US has had tap to pay for a couple weeks now, maybe longer. I know they lag behind other parts of the world, and some retailers still don’t support it, but it is relevant in freedom-land, too. /s
US tap to pay sucks compared to most of the world though.
How so?
Take a guess?
Plot twist, it’s all of them.
Jokes on you (I know, it’s satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there’s $1.36 left on the card, have fun.
Thanks, now I’m up -44.49£ 😎 (assuming 50% card to cash conversion & 1.33 USD : 1 GBP)
Have fun! If you can’t convert it to cash you might be able to get like 1/5th of a coffee!
It’s that like a Wish Sandwich?
They sell sandwiches on wish now? I wouldn’t trust it, probably rotten by the time it goes through customs, and full of lead to boot.
Yeah, far safer to stick with a Temu burritu or two. 🤌🏼
Its not like he’s stealing their money, those cards are probably stolen too.
Ah, yes, the ol’ “stolen goods but I didn’t steal 'em” defense. Ironclad classic.
often try
30 in the last 10 years.
Yeah, you see, driving_crooner, this is what we would call a joke.
Thanks for your insightful comment 👍
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