Can you flush toilets tho
Can you flush toilets tho
You gotta spend for the moisture sensors and other fancy shit that actually works. We moved into a place with one of those microwaves and we are dreading when it breaks (I think it’s like 3k for a new one)
My toilet sings when I lift the lid or sit down. I kind of wish I could upload a new song after all these years
We were performing arts geeks, but my group in high school sat around doing king of the hill imitations one month. Whoever did the best “Dangit Bobby!” didn’t have to buy coffee. It’s something anyone can learn, but it takes work to get good at.
Shush dude that’s my retirement plan right there
Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?
So it’s expensive Axe
That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don’t know enough about birds.
your berries make it home?
I make it in the pressure cooker so I’m pretty confident about cooking out the pathogens
Maybe he shouldn’t have got so swole then
Why did I read this in bed
Moths generally make you feel better than murder.
From an outside perspective. From an “oh, I just murdered a shitton of empanadas” perspective, still probably better. Fuck now I want like 100 empanadas
The Mouse paid 1.33 billion in income tax alone last year.
You can make extras
Also I’d rather give up peanut butter and eat the cheese
Huh, I’ve had some for longer and it hasn’t turned yet. I guess I’m lucky (or my freezer is colder or idk)
They make the closet go faster
Maybe she should have been named Bruce. It’s our strongest name!