Multiple just for him? Shit I just usually take a year dead for tax reasons when the fan hits the shit.

Is the necklace in the northern or southern lights?

Sometimes the reason things happen is shit the fuck up

They believed me about the hug. No one believes me about the weird eye contact during the homie smooches.

It’s not Applebee’s unless it’s microwaved in a bag and extruded onto a plate or trough (and the mai tais are $3). All the other stuff is sparkling nuked shit.

Ah but he did say t. hank you, owing to Tom Hanks’s universal appeal

You’re not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That’s right, Phoenix. I’ve arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!

yes, all john brown statues need laser eyes

^{oops I crapped my pants}

edit you know i was joking but now that i think of it, so many of them have Resting Oops-I-Crapped-My-Pants Face [or Resting Oops-I-Am-Crapping-My-Pants Face] it cannot be a coincidence

oh yeah RUTABAGA

i accept the judgement of the mods

hehe that’s a funny word

so your nutrients could be extracted and exploited by the ownership class, same as the rest of us.

take it from me, the years you are capable of working are more valuable to you than the years you are not, regardless of what you do with them. if you are unable to work, there’s a damn good chance you amassed quite the list of things you were unable to do before work got added to the list.

financial booty inquiry

look anakin was already marinated it would have been a shame not to cook him

i go outside with my cat (only one is mature enough to handle it right now) all the time. never leaves my reach.

dammit frank

did you kiss the blarney stone mayo udder too?

mike was always famous baby

thriving penguin industry