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Things I’ve never heard in 34 years of life for $200 Alex.
Mom: “We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.”
Me: “I don’t think I was.”
Mom: “Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.”
Me: “Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.”
Mom: “No, it’s too perilous.”
Ok, mouthguard, jock strap, fistpads… hopefully we don’t need the full faceguard…
Why? What’s up there? 😟
What isn’t up there.
Your mom.
“Yeah I brought protection, I always bring my switchblade”
“I was wearing my armor!”
So is mom the protection or just upstairs?
No, Mom is Patrick.
