Behold the average insurance customer:

If you anger him, Randy might send you to the COD mines.

“Just finish whenever you can” is literally the worst thing you can say to me if you actually want that thing finished.

“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”

I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔

It’s probably not as good as, like, the Pico trackers or other expensive 3rd party units you wear, but it’s been perfectly functional for me. It tracks better than the headset itself does my bare hands through its sensor array.

I have nothing else to compare it to, though, because I am cheap and found this before breaking down and just buying something 🤣

I live in California and don’t even know what “California style” means.

I only have Hacker’s Keyboard installed because it’s the only one that’s stupidly simple while also giving a full standard keyboard complete with function keys and whatnot so I have as much control over remote applications as I do messing with them at home on the actual machine with a real keyboard.

First online username + last online username

Necro-File Kolanaki.

Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫

I recognize a few of these from Ultima :D

MIDI composition of Stones intensifies

People hate Trump too. When will he slam the door on himself?

About the size of a giant sea turtle.

Everything from October 2007 to around 2014 in my memory is just a blur of TF2 updates and fun community events my server did.

I use a system of cameras and QR codes printed onto cardboard that I wear on my wrists, waist and ankles to achieve full body tracking in VR using what I had on-hand without buying anything extra for it. All possible because of the free and open source Apriltag software that does all the actual tracking.

Any day now…

The boob was me all along! 😩

Feels a bit like projection to assume prescription drugs are obtained and taken without a prescription. If my pills are in a properly labeled bottle, I sure as shit didn’t buy them off Terry on the corner.

Ok let’s trade ages. I’ll take being 25 and you get to be 40.

It’s not truly spit roasting unless she is rotating on the penises over a fire.

They took his chaps away.

How will he ride horses now?