Me: cuts a strip out right through the middle

Me: “I have parted the cheesecake bay.”

May your reeds never splinter.

Surely they could get in the Meta Quest price range.

Or make a Power Glove that works.

Oh god. They didnt even improve upon the BODY in any way. They could have at least made the feet longer so it stands a bit taller.

Even when I was a kid, the VB was super short and uncomfortable to use as intended. I always just laid back in bed and just let it lay on my face 😅

Yeah. Because I smoke a lotta weed and get the munchies, even if I just ate.

“What the hell has Professor Oak been telling you?”

It’s the bugs that get zombiefied and controlled by fungus that creep me out. And that is more to do with the fungus than the bugs.

Although, if the non-fungal parasites that can do similar things are also bugs (like the one that makes snails get crazy eyes and try to he eaten by birds), then there are also plenty of bugs that I would prefer to be ignorant of.

You know that thing where you say or see a word too often and it starts to sound/look weird?

“Woke mind virus” was already like that the first time I ever saw it, and now it sounds like it could be a band name or title of an anime.

If my cells wanna be asphyxiated, they need to do it themselves. Erotically.

Big Pharma will never be able to stop me from eating blueberries and getting all the anti-oxidants. 😤

You only have to worry if you have iron lungs.

I want the pinkest green. Or the greenest pink? I forgot how it works but one of those colors is technically the other color where it lies on the light spectrum and our brains just freak out and create a different color.

My biggest problem with survival crafting games is the balance is always horrendously unfair and is just irritating as fuck, or there isn’t even anything to survive against because they didnt put any kind of antagonists in the game so the building part is completely aesthetic.

The PvP focused ones do both at once! There are no enemy NPCs, and the balance between the human players is stupid AF.

Well my favorite game ever is Dwarf Fortress so it kinda depends on how long I play. The game is only like 500MB but the saves can just keep getting bigger as more stuff in the game is created.

It’s all procedurally generated except for the 16x16 pixel tile graphics.

This rotation sucks. I’d just choose to stay sober.

The fuck is a groyper?

Or what? You’ll kill Ben Shapiro or Nick Fuentes next? You don’t have the balls!

sPit

“Where is that tour bus going?”

“It’s taking The Hobbits to Isengard.”

“As an example, if Josh says something stupid over Teams, I can’t throw a water bottle at him.”