…The guy who ratted out the driver, right? That’s who you mean?

🖕 and this gesture means “peace among worlds.” /s

Both religious fanatics, which means they both sorta deserved it am i right?

Who the fuck said anything remotely alluding to this, other than you?

Maybe its not the takes that are bad, but your reading comprehension.

Richard: “Damn it, when are you going to cum?”

Hey, maybe it’s someone’s first time and they needed instructions.

💀

I heard the dev themselves say they didn’t think it was as good, so I didn’t even bother trying it, tbh.

Mammalian catfish.

What’s funnier is when everyone already knows you’re playing an evil character, but all their attempts to prove it in-game, even through meta-gaming, fail because the dice are on my side (evil). The best was when the DM just gave me an ability to straight up magically kill 1 person a day with a touch attack and I killed the main quest giver. Just to test it out. I was all alone with him and through my extremely high skills of deception and persuasion–and the paladin’s shitty dice rolls–I convinced the party they died of a heart attack.

I got fired from my job as a receptionist at the sperm bank because I would always send patients back by yelling “hey, Jimmy, get a load of this guy!”

First off, cryptagion, lemme say: No.

Religion has caused more death, grief, pain, destruction, and repression than any other cause in history, so the best symbol would be a combination of every religion’s predominant symbol (cross, star of david, moon and star, a dharmachakra, etc).

When I was a kid I remember seeing ads for pointlessly gendered pampers that said “blue is for boys, pink is for girls” and I would angrily yell back “No it’s not!” because I liked pink more than blue.

Now look at me. Gay. 😔

It would bother me at a restaurant or store, since that is proper, legal food safety shit. If it needs to be kept cold, it can’t be out of cold for more than 30 minutes.

However, at home? I don’t care too much. Unless it’s been out all day, I’ll just nuke it and that should kill anything.

Ok, boomer. 😐

I heard so often that it does, but I have had alligator gumbo and it did NOT taste like chicken at all. Much closer to fish. And dirt.

Hmmm… Maybe I need a sign… 🤔

Nobody is trying to save you from drowning in tar? Man… That’s rough, homie.

What about the puddle?

Just because I can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean you should stop trying. :3

Pretty sure getting called the F word once in a while is a thousand times better than being thrown into a prison labor camp.

But, to be fair, I haven’t been in a gulag before. 🤷‍♂️