I’ve noticed a lot of Sega arcadey style games made in more recent years all have this same super dated UI style that gives late 2000s, early 2010s vibes. And it’s not bad, tbh.

I don’t even read button prompts.

Most games have the same functions on the same positions. It’s only weird when they do shit like make R2 the sprint button. Like, what the absolute fuck is that shit?

Cat: “What the fuck is money?”

We also typically have chocolate and pecan pies in addition to pumpkin and apple in my family.

opens mystery box

literal shit

“This is poop from a butt.”

Bumble is a dating app, isn’t it? Maybe you’re supposed to climb inside and wait for someone to try and win you.

I could make bread right now. But I just want to eat bread right now. I don’t wanna wait for it to rise and cook 😩

• No quit button or hiding it in the settings menus

• No ability to rebind controls

• Endless, unskippable intro videos

• Taking control away to have a cutscene that is all dialogue and no action that could have just as easily been something you control as you walk and listen. Especially if it’s not even an in-engine, real-time scripted thing but a pre-rendered video that doesn’t even show your actual character as you have them dressed.

• FOMO and most MTX in general.

• No ping/latency stats for everyone on the server

Romanic music

Style of Garbage

I mean… I guess The World is not Enough is romantic. 🤔

It’ll be super weird to pirate free youtube videos, but I’ll fuckin’ do it.

They’re in the DLC.

I think it’s too late for that. 😔

I’m a natural. You wanna find out?

They should treat the current president like money and protect him by locking him in a vault.

pulls out tape recorder

“New idea for a Five Nights at Freddy’s clone: Trump, JD Vance and the ghost of Jeffery Epstein chase you around the white house ballroom.”

It has to already have all the data in it; it’s not like Ash (or Red/Blue/etc) actually wrote anything in it. It just doesn’t let you access the data until you’re near or have captured a pokemon it had data on. Because it also doesn’t have data on some of the unique pokemon from what I recall from one of the movies. Tho it does have data on Mewtwo in the game, and that mofo was made in a supposedly top secret lab. Oak must have been involved in his creation… 🤔

Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅

My body still repairs itself while I dissociate. Does that count?

Either a custom “BatOS,” or, more likely, something branded under WayneTech. Which, in my mind, either way would be a weird, unholy, but utterly fantastical combination of Linux, Windows and MacOS.

Because it’s a comic book and would show off whatever element of those systems it needs to in the moment for exposition or a gag.

Ghosts are just vibrations of the past that can only be heard through spirit mediums. 😌