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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Never count your chickens before they hatch

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Never count your chickens before they hatch

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.

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    But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.

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      That would really top off the joke.

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    I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

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      23 hours ago

      Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7

      Really horny and really gay: Stamets

      I don’t think there’s anyone else here

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        I’m bi, do I straddle them both?

    • Phony@lemmy.world
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      better than grimreaper

      • papalonian@lemmy.world
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        Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.

        Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?

      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forced right?

        • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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      • Griffus@lemmy.zip
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        Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.

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      You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

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        People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.

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          Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

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            Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.

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            Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

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              Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

              Aneurysm posting even.

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                “I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”

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            I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.

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            You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.

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              Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

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                I’m not your bud, amigo.

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                  I’m not your amigo, friend.

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        I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.

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          There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.

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    Started reading “Young lad” in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.

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