It will be ‘never’ years before conservatives learn they’ve been fooled 100x over and its so lucrative for everyone but themselves that it will never end.
So ashamed of my idiot countrymen and my stupid country. Don’t listen to me for my sake, please. My ticker ain’t what it use to be and I welcome the reaper because what I’ve sown has been infested with 21st century slop it only makes me sad to see it strangled and wither away.
“You made a completely valid point and I am mentally incapable of supporting my own position, so I’ll just project my anger onto you”
A classic conservative tradition.