• FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I have a theory too. Joseph was gay as fuck. Mary was his beard and he was too grossed out by vagina to have sex with her. That’s why she was a virgin.

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        1 day ago

        Also the whole getting murdered if you were raped thing. Probably best to tell everyone it was the thunder god who did it.

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      1 day ago

      Mary was the next step in our evolution. A self fertilizing woman, essentially able to clone herself at will. Never forget what the Romans took from us.