Genuinely, if you’re fighting fascists you should put in the effort to look ridiculous. Losing one of their fellow Nazis to someone in a pink bunny costume wielding a giant vibrator that gets switched on menacingly when it’s time to fight will destroy them more than a thousand killed by Grizzled Action Man with a cigar and a bandolier and a belt fed machine gun.

Wear those cat ears. Paint your face like a clown. Use the gayest camo pattern you can imagine.