That’s because you see all the little flaws after staring at your drawing for hours. What others see is all the effort you put into it, the colours, the story, the emotions, and all the good things that you take for granted after a while. Just because you could do better (or want to do better), that doesn’t mean that what you’re doing isn’t good already <3

Having a mermaid’s tail like that would be so cool. I’d totally do this, at least for a while. Monching on the tails of random people sounds like a fun way to pass the time, and the green tick tells me that it’s okay to do that :3c

This is certified antique because Google used to give you decent results, maybe even some obscure but highly specialised website dedicated to nothing but your question. Nowadays, you’ll get so much AI slop that you might as well go back to the pre-internet days, ask your uncle, and just believe whatever misinformation he gives you.

Yes, not needing headphones would be the biggest upside. I have ear muffs for construction workers that I sometimes wear, but they get uncomfortable after a few hours, especially when you’re wearing glasses. The complete silence (except for my tinnitus) they provide is pure bliss.

“The whole time you were trying to kill us” And just like that, they’re back to trying to kill you. But it’s a very cute sneeze, and it’s hard not to get killed when someone sneezes like that :3c

Same, but the other way around? I want a soundproof room to be quiet in and to escape from this noisy world.

tfw the lights suddenly turn off and you aren’t sure if it’s Amazon or demons (what’s the difference, anyway)

If your bathroom is at the end of a dark hallway, there are various solutions to your problem:

1. More light switches: You can add another light switch next to your bedroom door. This can be done either by tearing open the wall and putting in new wiring, by placing wires on the wall (if you don’t want to or can’t tear open the wall, e.g. along the bottom of the wall), or by replacing the old light switch with one that can be remotely operated via a remote or an app.

2. A torch that you keep at 15% battery at all times: Torches (or flashlights) have this creepy flair that ceiling lights can’t match. Spice it up a bit more by keeping the battery barely charged. That way, it might turn off while you’re on the toilet and you’ll have to run back to your bedroom. The thrill of that is unmatched.

3. Piss bottle

4. Install a toilet in your bedroom: Who wouldn’t like to sleep right next to where they poop? This is a convenient way to avoid leaving your bedroom altogether, and you won’t have to tear open the walls like you would have for extra light switches (what’s plumbing?).

5. Lose all hope and give up on life: If you don’t care whether you live or die, the monsters in the dark become way less scary!

(I promise I’m not an AI)

The best part about these art fights is that people do them for fun. I guess they also give you some publicity, but the artworks themselves are made not because they’re commissioned but because people like doing art, and I think that’s beautiful.

Step 3 is too real. I spend so many of my rest periods between sets looking like this little guy. A few months ago, I was doing a set, tried not to cry while resting, then did the next set as if nothing was wrong.

If all vampires were that cute, they’d have a much easier time finding people who’d willingly let them drink their blood <3

“Praise our prophet ^{who’s also a sub}”

“What did you just call me?”

“PRAISE BE”

What the heck, if that’s the uniform, I’m gonna go join the army real quick, brb

Edit: Don’t let them fool you, this is not an authentic army uniform and they don’t have cute anthro soldiers either! Anyway, my plane to Iraq is about to depart, so I’ve gotta go.

Please, someone just collar me and I’ll be your obedient little pet*

*You’ll also have to take care of me, feed me, pay my bills etc. because pets don’t have jobs UwU

And so much of it is garbage I don’t need in the first place. I wish shops worked like in video games and you could just sell whatever to them. Even if they don’t pay well, if I could get rid of stuff I don’t need and knew that someone else would get to use it, I’d bring them all the stuff I thought I’d like but didn’t. But no, you either have to sell it / give it away yourself (too much effort), throw it away (what a waste), or sell it to second-hand stores that’ll only take a handful of items from you because the rest doesn’t meet their expectations (I tried to sell books once, but those stores won’t buy certain titles at all).

Some days are just not meant for gaming, I think. It sucks, but sometimes, I really want to play a game, and the second I start, it just annoys me. The smallest setback is enough to make me ragequit (more like sadquit, I guess) when that happens. It doesn’t matter what game it is, either. Minecraft, Celeste, ETS2, whatever it is, it won’t bring me any pleasure on those days :c

They look a bit skeptical. Maybe they don’t like the taste? If they don’t like it, I’ll be happy to eat it ^w^

No, don’t apologise. I already fell in love with you <3

Mmh, I wish I had a twink to stuff. Or someone to stuff me~ (although I don’t think I fit the definition of twink any more)

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There’s almost a 69 in those coordinates! :3c