What the heck, if that’s the uniform, I’m gonna go join the army real quick, brb

Edit: Don’t let them fool you, this is not an authentic army uniform and they don’t have cute anthro soldiers either! Anyway, my plane to Iraq is about to depart, so I’ve gotta go.

Please, someone just collar me and I’ll be your obedient little pet*

*You’ll also have to take care of me, feed me, pay my bills etc. because pets don’t have jobs UwU

And so much of it is garbage I don’t need in the first place. I wish shops worked like in video games and you could just sell whatever to them. Even if they don’t pay well, if I could get rid of stuff I don’t need and knew that someone else would get to use it, I’d bring them all the stuff I thought I’d like but didn’t. But no, you either have to sell it / give it away yourself (too much effort), throw it away (what a waste), or sell it to second-hand stores that’ll only take a handful of items from you because the rest doesn’t meet their expectations (I tried to sell books once, but those stores won’t buy certain titles at all).

Some days are just not meant for gaming, I think. It sucks, but sometimes, I really want to play a game, and the second I start, it just annoys me. The smallest setback is enough to make me ragequit (more like sadquit, I guess) when that happens. It doesn’t matter what game it is, either. Minecraft, Celeste, ETS2, whatever it is, it won’t bring me any pleasure on those days :c

They look a bit skeptical. Maybe they don’t like the taste? If they don’t like it, I’ll be happy to eat it ^w^

No, don’t apologise. I already fell in love with you <3

Mmh, I wish I had a twink to stuff. Or someone to stuff me~ (although I don’t think I fit the definition of twink any more)

#5BCEFA at 26,9

There’s almost a 69 in those coordinates! :3c

I was wondering where you went! I figured you needed a break, but you were busy dealing with the consequences of the actions of a man who will never have to deal with the consequences of his own actions. I’m sorry to hear that. It’s good to see you again, and I hope you at least get to take some extra time off to relax and wind down after so much hard work.

I’d just jump straight into lava if that happened (in Minecraft)

I hate that I thought sludgebitch was gonna say that they could now fuck their own mum again.

I’m trying to find a part-time job for that exact reason, but it’s really tough to find one. I mean, it’s tough to find a job in general at the moment, but the part-time requirement makes it even tougher. And like the other person said, it’s always a compromise between time and money, and not everybody can make such a compromise because they genuinely need a full-time salary.

#5BCEFA at 27,10

The game was fun and I like that it is pretty short because you can’t waste endless hours on hundreds of levels (just ignore all the cool stuff in the menu) :3

That’s why Metallica put it in their song “Enter Sandman”, which Motörhead later covered (I’m only saying that because I like the Motorhead version better)

Well, if nobody else is gonna say it… That’s kinda hot tbh

Isn’t that a thing in English, too?

Now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Lord my soul to keep,
And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Still pretty messed up.

#5BCEFA at 25,10

Placing pixels around the OwO is always so scary because I might miscount and erase part of it qwq

Get butterfly-booped! I love the way they cross their eyes to look at the butterfly. It’s such a natural thing to do but looks so silly. The facial markings are so dark compared to the rest of their face and look a bit like hands grabbing them from behind, which creates this really unique look that I like a lot :3

They’re absolutely stunning and slaying it in that dress. As long as they’re comfortable wearing it, I’d hardly call it a mix-up and more of an improvement <3

If you listen to yourself enough, you’ll get used to it! I used to hate hearing myself talk, but it’s not that bad any more. Now, if I could also stop talking so much nonsense, listening to my own voice wouldn’t be painful at all.