Instead it should just a bunch of people coming together every Sunday to sing and hear stories. Right? Forget all the flying invisible people bullshit and I can live with that. And Santa can be in it to…so long as we all agree that is all bullshit.

Dear other members of this meeting, I hereby proclaim that I will believe all the minor bullshit and enjoy our time together. No major bullshit allowed, just stuff we know is bullshit like Santa and the egg laying Bunny. Fine if you wanna add more but again it must all be made up and we all have to agree to having a band, sing alongs and food eating gatherings.