America is a deeply unserious country.
The government dumped a bunch of hallucinogens in the water supply back in the 50’s and then scared everyone into a bad trip. We really never recovered from that.
Throwing a bunch of LSD at our lead-damaged neurons like kicking the side of a box fan to make the hum go away.
Hey man that works though.
Can’t wait to learn Tyler’s family voiced their concerns that Tyler was practicing witchcraft (evolutionary biology) and listening to the devil’s music (jazz and/or rock n roll).
witchcraft (evolutionary biology)
I’m serious when I say that I expect a Scopes Monkey Trial 2.0. Except - this time the fundies/creationists. Creationism rebranded with some fancy new marketing term name is taught in schools across the U-S-A.
Intelligent design?
Maybe something even newer with - I dunno - techbro flavor or something.
Artisanal manufacturing
poor poor christians and all the persecution they receive daily. how do they ever make it through the day!?
I’m looking forward to being in public, standing in line next to some fundie on his phone whining about “anti-Christian hate crimes”, and I laugh then say “Give me a fucking break.” He turns looks at me, calls 911, and I’m soon arrested for something like a “verbal assault anti-Christian hate crime”.
easy with that lathe, I hope you know what you’re doing.
Charlie was a Christian hate crime so this one might have some legs.
mormon on evangelical hate crime
Lmao let’s legally define being an anti-abortion misogynist blabber mouth as Christian, rip the fuckin band aid
it was a hate crime against the anti-christ
“Lion got chased away by a lamb. This is clearly a lamb-on-lion instance of predation!”
Not reading the article but do they mean because “Thou shall not kill” is one of the commandments or is that putting even more thought into it than the guys that came up with the law?
