My brother pointed out to me the other day that Charlotte has antennae and now it bothers me. Anthropomorphized or not, why does a spider have antennae??
she was never really a spider at all. she was an intergalactic traveler that became stranded on this shithole planet. the only thing she could do is to spawn in attempt to keep her species alive. she even was able to secure a group of these backwood yokals to protect her offspring and train them in the way of her people. Charlotte may be gone, but her survival lives on through her spawn.
I don’t know this story but in Poland, books that were mandatory to read in primary school included:
- story about a poor kid who really wanted to play violin, dared to touch violin belonging to the landlord and was beaten to death as a punishment (Janko muzykant)
- story about a young girl that gets sick, as a “fold remedy” is put into an oven for the duration of a prayer and dies (Antek)
- story about a kid who goes to school under German occupation and studies so much he gets brain inflammation and dies (Syzyfowe prace)
- story about a dog that gets left behind when his family moves, starts running in a desperate attempt to find his owner, finds her and dies of exhaustion in her arms (what was the title??)
- story about a horse working in a coalmine that can’t ever get out because he entered when he was younger and now the ceiling is too low, the horse dies (Łysek z pokładu idy)
- story about a kid how gets pneumonia from playing outside with friends and dies (Chłopcy z placu broni)
- story about a kid who fights Germans during occupation, gets caught, is tortured and beaten up so badly that he dies shortly after his friends rescue him (Kamienie na szaniec)
- story about a teacher working in a small village, trying to teach poor children science. she gets sick and dies because there’s a blizzard and they can’t deliver medicine in time (Siłaczka)
- story about a dog that rides trains. the dog is hit by a train and dies (O psie który jeździł koleją)
I’m probably forgetting about couple more “fun” stories. So yeah, I would love to have read about spiders fucking instead.
I wonder why alcoholism is a problem there.
what i’m taking from this is that Polish morality tales basically go “you do anything, you die, probably ironically”
Yes and also “Poles have to suffer for the greater good of Europe”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Europe
It’s all pretty depressing and fucked up.
TIL
that was fascinating in a horrifying sad kind of way
thank you for sharing
brb falling down a rabbit hole of looking up other countries’ … I don’t even know how to typify this. self identity narratives? national copium?
For a modern example you can look at China post Century of Humiliation, although I wouldn’t call China’s progress copium.
You okay Poland? Those are some depressing kids stories.
Polish primary school is metal.
The Polish lullabies include a song about a royal family (king, page, princess) who live in happiness and love until they get eaten by a cat, a dog, and a mouse. Only after singing about this massacre does the parent do a big reveal that they were made out of sugar, gingerbread, and marzipan, respectively (“Był sobie król”/“Once there was a king”)
story about a dog that gets left behind when his family moves, starts running in a desperate attempt to find his owner, finds her and dies of exhaustion in her arms
:(
God forbid women do anything
That tracks, Charlotte loved Wilbur like a mother and mothers sometimes violently fuck. Preferably without the children knowing
That wasn’t in the book. Only in the extended director’s cut of the movie.
Time for a live action Disney remake of Charlotte’s origin story and inner darkness, starring Florence Pugh.
Release the Scholastic Cut!
Directed by Lars Von Trier
Tora, Tora.
Yeah, but seriously. We all know who the father is. It’s Wilbur, right? That was always the point of the story, right? Right?
