Don’t threaten me with a good time.

chuckles in universal healthcare

Stop, I can only get so erect.

Any number greater than zero is too many billionaires.

Your particular brand of invisible sky wizard is different from my particular brand of invisible sky wizard. Die heretic!

OH YEAH!

Side effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.

“No, I swear I never cheated on you. It was… God, yeah, see he came to me one night and made me do it. Yeah, totally God, and not the neighbour…”

Marriage?

Kant be bothered.

I Kant believe vaccines killed Kant.

Yes.

Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

Catch of the day is my favourite.

The incest didn’t bother me

Uh…

Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh

(War) h’uh

Yeah!

(What is it Cat 4)

crying balls

Hopefully you mean scrying, a crystal ball that cries sounds dreadful.

Birds aren’t real though.

“Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.” - Confucius

:(

Schrödinger’s capital.