So, homeboy is just flagrantly breaking the rules to try and impress napkin-on-head-lady? What a madlad.

Any port in a storm.

Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!

Tips fedora

M’anus

Okay, I will.

You don’t buttchug food?! Absolutely barbaric.

It sounds like she lived a good life, and you treated her well. That’s all we can hope to do when our lives are forever changed by a furry friend like that.

S M R T!

Lord: “I haven’t informed my peasant about how amazing I am in some time now. I must remedy this immediately”

cat enters room and exaggerated meows

Peasant: “awe, so adorable!”

Lord: “You will pay for this insolence!”

Never forgetti the spaghetti 🤌🤌

The Jimla!

Puts a new meaning to hobbit hole.

I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.

How do you know my cousin?

That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

rocks

Jesus Christ theneverfox, they’re not rocks, they’re minerals!

I spent far too long looking for Bin Laden in this meme.

They hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist, he built a working rocket and moon lander to film the fake landing on the moon.

Crassus: “Some All of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

Omg he just ran in, stick to the plan, stick to the plan!