If they didn’t want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

Where do you find a more reputable IPTV service? Searching for them shows a lot of questionable sites that I’m not eager to give my info to.

Don’t you want to see the Deadlights Erik? You’ll float too!

I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.

Tiffany walking home from the garden store with some sand

"Why does that man in a bathrobe have a laser sword?”

Are you some sort of mathmagician?

So the real Caesar is the friends we made along the way somewhere between the two sources?

David Attenborough narrating:

"Here we have two lesbians in the wild, performing a mating ritual.

See how one presents the severed head of the other’s enemy?

The other lesbian is investigating the offer.

Other lesbian leaves

Oh dear, it seems the first lesbian is out of luck for today.“”

What are you going to do, declare independence? - Country who was declared independence from.

Good, fuck 'em.

Good thing you didn’t say circle, that would have no point.

Carrier salmon.

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

Did I say wHat, meow?

We’ve had one pixel, yes. What about second pixel?

Carrier pigeons.

"Master Qui-Gon is in trouble, I should use my force speed to get there and help! ”

insert flashback of Qui-Gon saying Obi-Wan isn’t a good enough apprentice

" Oh no… Anyways"