presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down17
arrow-up1215arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squarelb_o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down2·5 days agoYeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package. Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·5 days agoYeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoIt’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.