• thorbot@lemmy.world
    422·
    3 years ago

    Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

        • deranger@sh.itjust.works
          238·
          3 years ago

          Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

          I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

            • deranger@sh.itjust.works
              44·
              3 years ago

              I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

              Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

              Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

        • Zellith@kbin.social
          41·
          3 years ago

          " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
          52·
          3 years ago

          Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        213·
        3 years ago

        I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

        I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

        • radix@lemm.ee
          2·
          3 years ago

          I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.

          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            1·
            3 years ago

            My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

            Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

            • radix@lemm.ee
              2·
              3 years ago

              My family isn’t medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don’t have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

  • PorkRollWobbly@lemmy.ml
    14·
    3 years ago

    I know Lemmy is for nerds because there’s a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.

  • Rooty@lemmy.world
    11·
    3 years ago

    I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.