Working on pre-nursing courses now, and even cheating aside, the online shit is a bad joke. Like instead of lecture you just get assigned chapters.
“Online lab” and “online clinicals” are both a thing, and they’re both as stupid as they sound. And every hospital is hurting for nurses so badly that school programs are under a lot of pressure to just accept everyone who applies.
I don’t see good things for the future of the healthcare industry. Hopefully all the bullshit will at least translate to a decent pay check, but I know better than to put any faith in that either.
friendly reminder to unionize and fight back
Fuck yeah! One of the cool things about a universal staffing shortage in a specific field is even if I get fired, there will always be demand somewhere else. 100% support for the strikes going on lately, and will absolutely hold the line when it’s my turn.
Maybe your nurse practitioner “doctor” with a joke for exams and fully online curriculum, but an MD or DO in the US absolutely cannot cheat their 4 full days of board exams (steps 1-3) to get licensed. Physician board exams are video recorded, show IDs and get fingerprinted and patted down even going in and out for bathroom breaks.
You still need to eat healthy, fatty.
This guy hasn’t heard about the neural implant yet 😏
If there’s anything I learned from chess, it’s that they can’t pat down the inside of your asshole!
Source for the pat down thing? Thats messed up if true
I don’t need a future doctor, I have Dr. ChatGPT.
That’s worrying
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Have you tried cutting out the rice cakes and just putting Frank’s Red Hot directly into your mouth?
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Rice cake flavors are kinda mid but they do have a cheese popcorn flavor and some brands make little ones that are like slightly spicy sweet and sour. My personal favorite is cinnamon sugar, it’s hard not to finish the pack.
Frank’s Red Hot. I put that shit on everything.
Quaker make flavored ones that, at the end of the day, are a pretty happy medium between flavor and cardboard. They’re probably not as healthy as their unflavored alternatives, but they’re significantly less bad than a chip or cookie or any other thing. There’s sea salt, tomato basil, apple cinnamon, even chocolate. Definitely helps when the sadness inside is craving numbing via junk food.
Nah just eat those flintstone multivitamins they’ve got the power of gods
Wtf is a doctor?
Maintenance guy for your body.
Really expensive meat mechanic
And the surgeon is body carpenter.
Right?
I’m just getting diagnosed and prescriptions filled by the same person behind the pharmacy counter now.
Urgent care is just nurses.
Seeing a doctor is like finding a unicorn in the wild now.
They’re learning from chatgpt, rip us
I’m lazy, so whenever I need to start eating healthy, I get bags of carrot sticks and munch on those during the day, but that gets boring after a while.
Anyone here has any tips to make them taste better but still keep them healthy? (No ranch dressing, etc.)
I was in the same boat. Started marinating them in balsamic vinegar with a bit of salt and pepper and I can’t stop eating them! You can add rosemary, hot pepper flakes, etc to change the flavor as you wish.
I like to dip them in hummus. Sliced cucumbers with hummus is also a good snack.
Roasted carrots are great. You can throw some fingerling potatoes in there too and it will keep you fuller longer.
But then I would want honey glaze, and honey glaze is the devil… a delicious, delicious devil.
Miss Robbie, we’ve asked you to stick to the regime laid out by your dieticians several times now.
You can’t make me diet when I’m still on strike, killeronthecorner, I get to eat burgers and drink beer whenever I want now.
Not what you asked for but my lazy healthy meal is soylent. I have 500 - 1000 calories a day. Almost no effort, sorta cheap, sorta healthy.
Time to turn over a new leaf… or eat one.
Oh good so salads will fix congenital issues now. Better get to taking some extra coconut oil.
Is Salad once a week good?
You know what they call the guy who graduated bottom of his class in medical school?
“Doctor.”
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Before children i was matriculating to medical school. I caught many of the top students cheating. Under capitalism they say if you’re not cheating you’re not trying.
Capitalism is the system of winners! And winners make the money and write the rules! And you can’t cheat if you write the rules!
