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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000’s teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.
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This is my favorite copypasta.
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Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝
Copypasta was probably the codename of chatgpt 1.0
Wait, I feel like I missed something important. Hannah Montana Linux?
There’s also PonyOS (https://www.ponyos.org/) They wrote their own kernel, so it’s not Linux, but it is Unix-like.
I love the reviews.
Own kernel… That’s honestly just impressive.
If you scroll all the way to the bottom you can see it’s a fork of a different from-scratch OS.
PonyOS is based on ToaruOS, which is free software released under the terms of the NCSA/University of Illinois license.
Still impressive though.
They missed the opportunity to say “Git reponytory”
I really really hate this
Less goo thanks for mentioning the pones lol
But yeah, impressive project there
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Wait till you find out about AmogOS…
Sadly its been discontinued😔
Yep, it’s a thing.
I…kinda want to install it and then try to upgrade it to modern Kubuntu while keeping the theming intact.
Until the mouse feels litigious lol
Sourceforge brings me back.
Juste Bieber linux aka biebian says hi
Personally, I recommend AmogOS.
If it’s not UwUntu, I don’t want it 😤
Should’ve been the OpenSUSe deriative
That’s a really dumb flow chart … goes on to install Hannah Montana Linux
Hannah Montana Linux
That’s also where I have landed
That’s what I got too! Twinsies!
As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.
That’s impressive. I didn’t start using linux until my late 20’s
When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail
It was probably my first online purchase
Isn’t it super old. Or have they released an updated version. Or can you simply just update it yourself?
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I should try HM linux and Uwuntu
They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds…
Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.
Is there a version of this but for real?
Why would they suggest Kali as a distro lol
I guess this flowchart selects Kali intelligently!
I don’t see hannah montana linux so i dont count this chart
All paths lead to Gentoo.
Black Arch should replace arch for penetrative testers.
Replace Manjaro for EndeavourOS and it’s a fine chart
the “do you fear technology” doesnt make sense. it should be “dont understand technology” or something.
sheesh, I didn’t make the meme. Tell your story walking.
ok. just saying
It would be great if there was an icon of a BSD-distribution under the category “Do have a life?” - “No”.
Ouch
What do you mean, it’s as real as it can get
yes
There’s a Hannah Montana Linux? Don’t tease me, now.
What r/Unixporn should have become.
Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.
Okay, I’m really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don’t have a life?
Miley Cyrus Linux
Miley Cryus Linux
It’s the best of both worlds
so, os/2?
Pfft, no!
OS/2 Warp
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
“Weird distro, still better than Windows”
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I use Arch btw
