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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Always remember to double check

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Always remember to double check

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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/111257037770255695

(the word behind ALT is “normal”)

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    So was this a sting? I’m not sure how he didn’t realize something was off when “accident” and “normal shooting” were the same price

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      I’m not sure where you’re shopping but both are the same price where I order my hitmen from

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        If you don’t have homegrown hitmen, store bought is fine.

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          I’ve always been more of a “boutique” hit man experience connoisseur myself

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            Well you would be… CIA bot

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              Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life!

              • AvaddonLFC ☄️ 🤘@lemmy.world
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                good bot

        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          We’re not buying hitman, we have hitmen at home.

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            Hitmen at home 🔫

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      I mean accident may also be simultaneously easier as there’s much less heat on the (hypothetical) hit man

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      Seems like you know a lot about this subject…

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