TIL pouring pop rocks in your foreskin singes off your eyebrows.
No that was from his fireball fart fetish (FFF)
common mistake
Could happen to anyone
Get a vibrator like normal people ya chav!!
☝️presents to the emergency room
Telling the story in an article next to a big picture of himself with no blurred face or anything probably wasn’t the best choice either.
I’m beginning to think that this guy might be slightly impulsive and unwise…
20p for Fizz Wizz? This must be old. Is Fizz Wizz still even a thing
anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough
Good to know!
Rule Britannia
I LOVE DAILY SPORT FRONT PAGES
Drugs, man!
One day you are smoking weed,
the next you are putting pop rocks on your dick.
/j
No one is going to mention the question underneath the headline? “What is the taste of your childhood?” Why would you ask that question underneath a headline about foreskin pop rocks? What kind of childhood did the writer have?
PopCocks
All about the buzz
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