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Eat them because mangoes are delicious.
Or make mangonadas
When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
I’ll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!
When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.
What if life gives you shit?
Do shit posting.
invest in bidets
Start a shitake mushroom culture.
I like manstays more.
Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.
And they allegedly (couldn’t find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/
So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?
This reminds me of the one Christmas where both my parents got the other an expensive new coffee machine. I knew. I was the only one of their kids who knew. I said nothing. It was really funny watching them open on Christmas day.
Good thing they could easily return one of them.
Did they laugh?
yes but only on the outside
Wow! dadGPT responded exactly how my dad would have!
OP, you missed a quality joke by asking what to do with 23 mangoes.
I’ll take the mango number five.
They should edit the title
Chop. Freeze. Smoothies.
That’s right. Time for fractions!
Fraction Jackson??
Chop, freeze, eat! Frozen mango is amazing.
This is where you add layers to the problem by giving away mangoes. You give Alice two more mangoes than you give Gunther, and the dog steals one but you still have twelve mangoes. How many mangoes did Gunther get?
Five.
Started with 25, still have 12, need to account for 13.
Dog took one, so that’s 12.
If Alice and Gunther got the same number it would be 6 each.
But she got 2 more than him, which is just a +1/-1 adjustment.
So Alice got 7 and Gunther got 5.
They did the math
Well doggonnit now I’m confused
Who writes mangoes instead of simply mangos?
I never knew some people write it differently
mangoes where he pleases
I accept “mangoes” because of the English rule that nouns that end in a consonant followed by a vowel should be padded with another vowel (“e”) before the “-s”. Another example I can think of off the top of my head is “heroes”, not “heros”.
However, I also accept “mangos” because it feels right. Wiktionary says “mango” is Portuguese, and I don’t know Portuguese, but at least in Spanish you don’t pluralize with “-es”, just “-s”.
Mango doesn’t exist in Portuguese. It’s written manga, a feminine gendered word, Portuguese being a gendered language.
Plural mangas. Doesn’t really help, but there’s your linguistic TIL.
My bad. Yeah, it’s interesting that we don’t seem to know why English calls it “mango” when every other language calls it “manga” or something else ending with the “-a”.
A lot of words in English are mispronounced/misheard/misunderstood words of things that people from the UK didn’t recognize during their exploration eras, so they asked the locals and that’s what they told everyone it was. Eventually Aussies and Americans inherited these “mistakes”.
By the time the error was found out everyone was calling it by the wrong name already, so it kinda stuck. Hell i speak Portuguese and when i speak in English i tend to say mangoes instead of mangas, even though the word mango came from the language i speak.
I do. Wanna fight about it?
As a man, I went away already. Sorry.
I see, he gos away…
Slice em up, dry em over a fan, dried mango slices are the beeeest snaaaack
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Or chop em up and put them in the fridge.
They go bad rulll quick
They probably meant freezer, and those last months, if you can avoid using them
Do mangoes keep well frozen?
Yep
And expensive. At least at the rate I go through them.
Huh, are they? Should I feel fortunate that my family has a mango tree?
Truuue that
Is there a good way to do this without mangoes? Or a fan?
You can imagine having the mangoes very vividly, it will activate the same part of your brain that would be activated as if you had the mangoes
it will activate the same part of your greeting that would be
The same part of my what?
Same part of your brain, sorry, when it’s late at night I don’t use speech to text and just use swiping, which is getting less accurate as I use speech to text more.
Wait, so…what time is the train leaving New York City? We can figure this out!
The train takes one person 3h. How long do 2 people need?
This is tricky since 3 isn’t an even number but I’m sure you will handle this
And what about the pigeon? Ther was a pigeon dose that put us closer to New York or Chicago.
Ya’ll clearly havent had mango graham fridge cakes. Simple to make and freaking delicious.
Pickle em, naturally
You know how to solve this son!
Son: eats everything, no problem!
Son: eats 1/5th of mangoes and brings 1/5th of the remaining amount to school
Friend: eats half of the amount son brings to school
You can turn these mangos into man-gones pretty quickly if you eat them on their own or with some Tajin seasoning; alternatively, you can’t have too much mango habenero sauce around the house. (I will admit that it is too spicy for me sometimes).
There’s also mango milkshake, which is amazing and will use up a lot of mangoes, same with mango lassi/smoothie, and mango cheesecake is underrated.
I’m sure I can think of recipes for that amount of mangoes, living in a place where mangoes are very common in the summer and eaten a lot, it’s just not a big amount.
You can also make mango parfait or salad.
What would you do with 25 mangoes? Put em on that fucking train to Chicago, of course
well actually you fly 10 to Chicago and out them on a train to New York, now the rail distance from new your to Chicago is 1300kms the train from New york launches at 13:15 going at an avg pace of 85 Mph while the train from Chicago launches at 2:35 p.m. goong an avg speed of 34 m/s
so the question is, how many mangoes will not be smashed to shit when he two trains collide?
The ones which are not found by the passengers and finished before the crash
