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Jilanico@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Just kidding, my German buddies :)

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Just kidding, my German buddies :)

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Jilanico@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
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    “Fun” Fact: that chart isn’t even a joke - it is actually, factually, pretty accurate. You can get a prison sentence of up to 3 years for that particular gesture.

    Gemäß § 86a Absatz 1 und 2 StGB ist es nicht erlaubt, nationalsozialistische Symbole, Grußformeln oder Parolen zu verwenden. Der Hitlergruß wird […] mit bis zu drei Jahren Freiheitsstrafe geahndet

    …on the other hand, it is a wonderful piece of irony that a joke about Germans turns out to be a non-joke in disguise, lol. German humor is no laughing matter, after all!

    =P

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      Ahhh… Einer von uns! Einer von Uns!

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        Einer der etwa drei Dutzend Leute auf Lemmy die nicht aus Amerika stammen, jep ;)

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    What if I need to heil a taxi?

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      Then you’re going to make people unkampftable Anne Frankly I won’t stand for it.

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    Tell your American MAGA population that this is not just a German rule…

    Best regards The Germans

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    𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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      “This comment section is now the property of the Federal Republic of Germany”

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      Mdr non.

      • la résistance
    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      Ein Volk, ein Sprache, ein Kommentarbereich.

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    Every time a German waves a Pole sweats

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      future german*

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      Is this affected by the speed of light?

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        It’s now very well documented, but Polish people can actually just ignore the laws of physics at will and thereby sweat the instant a german waves

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          It’s called quantum entanglement.

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    Can confirm

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    If you don’t do it right it doesn’t count.

    A correct Hitler Gruß is made with the right arm.

    You stretch the whole arm and hand flat and then raise it in 45° angle relative to your head.

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      This man Heil Hitlers

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      Does it look like this: https://boingboing.net/2016/07/21/funny-gif-of-laura-ingraham-re.html

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        Are you Slovenian or a Swamp German?

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        Almost

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      deleted by creator

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    -sees german friend

    -says hi while raising hand as a half-wave

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    I feel like this applies more to white Americans today than modern Germans

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      What trouble? They seem to get promoted.

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    what danger the country is swarming with fucking fascists

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      Seems to be a global trend.

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    *as a football player

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