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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

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Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lolOP
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    It’s also a great way to enjoy your ice cream

  • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    50 bmg from 2 feet away is probably enough to incapacitate

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      WHAT?

      • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lmao meant to reply to the comment that said you would just blow their leg off, so it lost a bit of context

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          You’re good, I was making a joke about not being able to hear because a 50 BMG went off 2 feet from me

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            WHAT??

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    I just hope she uses some ear and eye protection.

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      Mawp!

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    Removed by mod

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      And tetraplegic.

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    Help i’m stuck step-enemy!

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    One broken back later…

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      Was gonna say, the recoil from this position just makes this whole thing a murder/suicide.

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    Blame it on the beasts.

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    Isn’t an AMR a bit much?

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      You need it to get through the superior armour they’re wearing.

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    Downvoted bcs too credible.

    (I didn’t actually downdoot)

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    suitable for femboys

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    all you’re going to do is blow one of his legs off. He’ll still be able to use his arms, hold his gun, and return fire. i’m sorry but this just doesn’t seem like it’s very tactically advantageous…

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      Assuming the belligerent is not the Terminator, I think blowing one of his legs clean off will actually do very well.

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        Underestimating the enemy is exactly how the machines rise up. We should treat every hostile as a potential Terminator. Stay vigilant friend

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          They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear… and they absolutely will. Not. Speak English. Which makes bargaining really difficult.

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            Sounds like a Parisian.

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      Lets blow your leg off and see how capable you are at returning fire. Plus if you do that then theyd fall and you’re out of their LOS

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