I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.
The spell works!
After an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.
You have to use real, actual cheese, not cheese-like dairy product.
Can confirm - I used the finest English Cheddar.
Mum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!
The hetero cheese just ain’t the same
You’re telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?
Not just sex, e-sex
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Works in Stardew Valley
See also: cool rocks.
And Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Such a great game would be realistic!
I did not know I was female but if it gets me more cheese I’ll try it
Transcheddar
I like the first spell. Easy and discreet. If you get her to come over she’ll hardly notice her shoe stuffed with some herb hanging above the bed
Glad you know another definition of rue, I was getting out the floor and butter.
Perhaps you powder the rue and prepare a roux.
Ah yes the floor roux, delicious
Depending on in the cheese, that isn’t wrong.
I think the trick lies in finding the right cheese for the right woman. I’d be an easy target unless someone offers me one of those washed rind types, the only cheese I find gross.
limburger
Taleggio turned me on to stinky cheeses. I haven’t had limburger yet but it took like a month to get the foot smell out of the fridge after the taleggio it was great
The Limburger I’ve smelled was nothing like foot smell, unless you’ve been walking barefoot through cow shit.
My dad likes to eat Limburger sandwiches. I’m convinced he eats them mostly to offend the people around him. If you’ve ever heard that a conservative will eat cow shit just so the liberals near him have to smell his breath, that’s pretty much my dad.
I’ve only smelled it once. It was the only time he made one in the house when I lived there. I think my mom told him if he ever made another she’d divorce him.
We have that relationship with garlic and onions already, so
Yes, the stopping power of garlic and onions isnt limited to vampires.
Cheddar. If the cheese shop isn’t out of it.
It’s the single most popular cheese in the world.
It’s good cheese, man.
So many cheeses claim to be Cheddar, but are a nillion miles from the real thing…
and it can work both ways (on a woman or a man).
Just like me. Ayyyyyyy
It is known.
Very important: do NOT cut the cheese in front of her.
I’m pretty sure this lifehack extends across gender barriers.
The cheese thing works apparently.
I would definitely put out for 12kg of fine cheese.
Only the good ones, only the good ones …
I think I need to know more about this book. What’s the title?
Magic Spells & Incantations by Elizabeth Pepper https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/174809
OH MY GOD, AM I FINALLY GOING TO LEARN WHAT I"M SUPPOSED TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG!!! Every time this is posted I try to find out…
Thanks! I think this looks pretty funny.
Just keep the fondue to yourself please.
There’s a Kraft Singles joke in here somewhere.
Yay. I’m in the loop now.
