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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's like everyday

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It's like everyday

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    If you hold your breath to the point you can’t anymore your body will automatically clear your nostrils in an attempt to help you not suffocate to death

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      I taught this trick to my then 4 year old and he legit almost passed out then came back from the edge with a “mommy I can breef!”

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        Your comment legit made me laugh 😂

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          I’m not a regular mom, I’m a kewl mom. Legit I did the same thing when I learned that trick and I was like heyyyy buddy! 👉😎👉

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      I don’t think this is how it works…

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        It is! It’s to prevent situations where your mouth is obstructed and your nose is clogged from killing you. Give it a try

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          Instructions unclear. I don’t think u/Aermis is coming back. He ded

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            I suppose suicide is a cure for a stuffed nose

            I’ll give it a try next time

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            Just woke up from my coma. Can confirm I was breathing.

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            dam, I was trying to do it but you made me laugh.

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        But it is!

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      If you live in multiple story buildings you can run up and down the stairs. It’ll clear the congestion too.

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