• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

    You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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      1 year ago

      Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

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        1 year ago

        Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

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      Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!