• zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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          The Death Star was huge, I’m sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

          Given Darth Vader’s history with children, it’s not unlikely that he just said “fuck them kids” and had them yeeted, but it’s funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

          Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I’m sticking with it.

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              I was in a band called Death Star Daycare.

              That’s, actually, not bad, at all.

              Although I’m sure the Disney attorneys would probably have some issues with that name, potentially.

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            I mean, he was also a Jedi, so separating kids from their parents is pretty par for the course. Maybe they were simply sent off to Empire training camp boarding school.

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            You can bet genetic engineering has reached a level where you can sterilize your whole army without a concern.

            So soldiers fucking like rabbits ? Maybe. All genders ? Maybe, we have no idea whether there were women onboard. BUt did they get pregnant ? Why bother ?

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      “Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?”

      “We’re gonna SIIING!”