szmer
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I know what you're doing!

startrek.website

message-square
55
fedilink
821

I know what you're doing!

startrek.website

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
message-square
55
fedilink
  • pseudonym@monyet.cc
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    80
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet

    • Kioga@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      76
      ·
      2 years ago

      This is also cat ownership. :(

      It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.

      • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        2 years ago

        I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

        • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          20
          ·
          2 years ago

          This only works if you don’t have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.

          • idunnololz@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            2 years ago

            Yeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!

            • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              2 years ago

              My only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That’s why I like them though.

      • danielbln@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 years ago

        Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.

      • smackjack@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.

      • ReiRose@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        Is my cat broken? He doesn’t vomit.

    • PugJesus@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      2 years ago

      “HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP.”

      “OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE”

      • Alteon@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        27
        ·
        2 years ago

        We’ve got a husky that views this as a “middle of the night” snack. He hears that “Hurp, Hurp” sound and IMMEDIATELY runs over to where the cat is. Full run at 2am He wants to be the first to savor the delicious hair sausage.

        • TheCrispyDud@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          2 years ago

          Well the phrase hair sausage is going on the list of fucking awful now.

          • aksdb@feddit.de
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            2 years ago

            Where was that phrase before?

            • TheCrispyDud@kbin.social
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              9
              ·
              2 years ago

              Thankfully nowhere near me until today.

        • Vaquedoso@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          2 years ago

          What a terrible day to have eyes

    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 years ago

      Does it ever work?

    • ares35@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 years ago

      moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.

    • xkforce@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      This is also cat ownership

Microblog Memes@lemmy.world

microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !microblogmemes@lemmy.world

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

  • !whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
  • !curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.2K users / day
  • 7.08K users / week
  • 12.7K users / month
  • 27.2K users / 6 months
  • 12 local subscribers
  • 8.44K subscribers
  • 2.83K Posts
  • 131K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Ready! Player 31@lemmy.world
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
  • needanke@feddit.org
  • BE: 0.19.6
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org