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I absolutely love this story about how capitalism removes all the resources, then when it’s no longer useful, just trashes the place.
Pretty sure that’s the work of people. I don’t think it was the will of capitalism to order people to throw bottles into an old well.
Capitalism isn’t the work of people ? Is it some kind of god you pray to ? Well that makes sense actually
“How do we get rid of all these bottles, boss?”
Boss looks at huge empty well.
“There’s nothin’ cheaper than throwin’ 'em down that hole we sucked all the water out of! Who’s gonna care?”
Dr. Pepper is actually just some weird sludge they found in that hole. Once the sludge is gone, there will be no more Dr. Pepper to consume. And then things will get interesting.
Oompa loompa doobadee darmedguards…
SHUT THE HELL UP!
But then everything changed, when the Pepsi nation attacked.
Party with the Slurm worm!
It’s clearly the entrance to a pepper mine. I’m sure it takes a lot of pepper to make Dr Pepper.
This is a common misconception. It does not take a lot of pepper, but it takes the pepper many years to earn its medical degrees before the canning process can begin.
The result is that you need a lot of pepper in the pipeline to keep stable production, not that the drink requires lots of pepper per ml produced.
It’s a bit like running a vineyard.
Well well well
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It puts the DrPepper on its skin!!
Is that where the slurm comes from?
Every time this has been posted, there’s always a comment explaining exactly why it’s there.
And seriously, how did “Jam” see that covered hole in the floor and not go “Cool, an old well!”
I thought the fear hole was in a Denny’s?
That’s where they keep the people they make Dr. Pepper out of. Don’t believe me? Where do you think those “I’m a Pepper” shirts came from?
That’s where Dr, Pepper’s Monster lives.
