Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoI am straightlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down112
arrow-up1412arrow-down1imageI am straightlemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoHe’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoHe’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough! Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part! Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.
He’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P
He’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!
Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!
Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.