But then you got the good ones like “Vibrato” and “Fellacio”. There’s a reason Bach’s Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.
Did you know Mozart had a song called “Leck Mich im Arsche” or “Lick Me In the Ass?”
I wouldn’t describe that as somber. It actually sounds quite cheerful to me.
I couldn’t get my pp soft on command anyway.
If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
yeah, she’ll know what to do
Send me her pics
It’s gotta be beaten back down.
Ketchup bottle ad
Didn’t help. Now there’s a ketchup vein.
Wait 30 years.
This shit made me laugh so hard. I appreciate you OP!
Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics
“Ritardando” sounds like you’re being insensitive and a little racist.
It also, you know, sounds like “retard”
It literally is the word “retard” in Italian.
Obviously
why even bother using the italian notation if you’re just gonna put the clunky english translation beside it? very soft pp.
OP, what’s wrong with them calling you ‘mister fantastic’?
