It’s not really important, more like a joke born out of boredom. But now if someone finds my veracrypt usb and manages to crack the first password, they will be trolled a bit and can read this beautiful diary entry (which GPT wrote)

Dear diary, let me tell you, nobody knows cyber security like I do. It’s true. We’ve got the best, the most tremendous cyber security in the world. It’s not even close. Our encryption? It’s so strong, so powerful, even the smartest hackers—very smart people, by the way—they can’t crack it. They try and they try, but they just can’t do it. It’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, but even tougher. Believe me. And DDoS attacks? Please. They’re like little mosquitoes to us. We swat them away without even breaking a sweat. Our firewalls are like this massive, beautiful wall, and I know something about building walls. They’re the biggest, the best. Nothing gets through. Nothing. And phishing? We spot those a mile away. Our people are so alert, so vigilant, it’s like they have a sixth sense for these things. Our antivirus software? It’s like the superhero of software. It’s so advanced, so ahead of its time, that viruses give up. They see our defenses and say, “Nope, not going there. Too tough.” It’s incredible, really. So when I say we have the best cyber security, I’m not exaggerating. It’s not just good, it’s the best. It’s fantastic, folks. Absolutely fantastic.

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