• dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    When he says he eats a lot of pineapple and celery but he’s also one of those dudes that thinks it’s gay to wipe your ass.

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      10 months ago

      As far as scientific evidence can demonstrate, no.

      As far as anecdotal evidence suggests, yes.

      The likely explanation? If you’re the type of person to eat pineapple / drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you’re also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking. Cause if you don’t do those other things, you could have all the pineapple you like and still taste bad (particularly smoking).

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        10 months ago

        drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you’re also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking

        Yes it’s true! I was pleasantly surprised at the delicious cum of one such man ❤️❤️ Oh he was so wonderful I think about him often. But he thought he was too good for me so he wouldn’t let me keep him 😢

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          10 months ago

          Don’t give up, keep reaching for that cum rainbow and at the bottom of it you will boxfuls of the stuff.