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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Couldn’t you just like go in an upstairs bathroom and just lock the door?

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      The snakes could go down the drain of a toilet in the other restroom, and come out inside your restroom.

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        I am sick of these mother fucking snakes in the mother fucking bathroom

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          I’m an tired of these mother fucking mambas in this mother fucking mall

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          I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

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      Maybe, but that would work with the Silverback too 🤷

      Regardless, 24 hours locked in a bathroom could be its own kind of hell tbh…

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        Meh that isn’t too far away from my life most days. Except I don’t have to wash dishes.

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        At least with the gorilla I’d feel safe sleeping after locking enough doors, can not say the same with the snakes.

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