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arymandias@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Too spicy for 196 apparently

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Too spicy for 196 apparently

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arymandias@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    My brain said no, my dick says yes

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      So its maybe?

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        Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.

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          God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.

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      I don’t get it

      • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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        Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.

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        She’s got big weird teefers

        • Cort@lemmy.world
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          And more importantly no lips to cover them

      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        Look up mileena from mortal kombat

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    Did your original post get removed?

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      Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screenshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.

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        Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.

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        Modlog said it was removed for not having nsfw tag. I guess you could try again?

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          Weird that they don’t turn on the nsfw tag themselves in an edge case. But their instance, their rules.

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            I’m not sure they even have the ability. Mod tools are still pretty rudimentary.

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              In that case it makes sense.

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                Yeah, it’s pretty much only lock or remove for posts.

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            I posted on a porn sub and my post got taken down for not being NSFW. I’d assume it was automatic

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        196 are actually super toxic in my experience

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    “Mmmmm…that’s a good girl.” — Dracula

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    She’s pretty hot, so I’m thinking…maybe??

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      I’m sure she learned from the first time.

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    blood job

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    No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.

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    When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.

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    Maybe he just had his period.

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    196 is very delicate

  • An_Ugly_Bastard@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.

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      The what? Link please

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    Blow job with 50BMG

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      She can swallow the entire sanguine shard

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    OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK

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    Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer

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      You’re a glass-half-full kinda guy aren’t you? Jealous!

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        Full of what?

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          Whatever you want man; you’re the optimist here.

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