• CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Hi, this is Hewlett Packard here. We read your post and are happy you love our products! Wouldn’t it make sense for you to upgrade to one of our newer models? I’m sure you’re tired of lugging your heavy, old printer these days.

    Our new ones are much lighter! Lighter in weight due to beautiful design! Lighter even on your wallet (at first, and for now)!

    Won’t you consider upgrading and locking in - I mean - “purchasing” a new printer, pretty please? uwu :3

    Here’s a friendly Kirby to convince you to upgrade! See, we’re cool and we know how to use product placement! Upgrade now or else!! We can’t wait for YOUR SOUL TO BE OURS.

    Your Friend, HP

    (We rebranded. Now the “P” stands for Predatory, but like the cute kind 😘. It’s okay to give us your money, trust us.)

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Won’t you consider upgrading and locking in - I mean - “purchasing” a new printer, pretty please? uwu :3

      Not a chance lol