This couldn’t be me, I resent my interests
Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World
Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour : Well maybe I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
-Groucho Marx
I resent your interests too
Harsh, but fair
Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!
I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.
She’s still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.
I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez
Am I being doxxed?
How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?
relatable meme
Wait… I don’t enjoy my interests.
Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
And also around 2 feet tall! :)
Three out of four ain’t bad.
This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times
Im sorry but -1 is null depending on type so technically you don’t exist right now
As a magnitude, that is equivalent.
This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?That’s generally referred to as shoulder dystocia.
Are you a QA engineer?
bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
Also naked 💀
This makes me think of a friend’s child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, “how tall are you for your height?”
Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, “are you tall for your age?”.
I am old for my age for sure
That is so me
Wow. You’ve got me.
2meirl4meirl
I don’t enjoy my interests. :(
I’m sorry for that :(
