The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agoWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1625arrow-down130
arrow-up1595arrow-down1imageWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up126·8 months agoSo you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·8 months agoHe’s definitely up to something.
minus-squarebratosch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoMaybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoWho knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 months agoOnly if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months ago It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-28 months agoIf your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 months agoQuery: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoStatement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
Frakkin’ toasters.
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
Love technology connections