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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Russian country, go fuck yourself

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Russian country, go fuck yourself

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    Brits: Wait, we can do that?

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      France: letting the brits form their own monarchy was a mistake, let’s remedy that

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        Now we’ve both got to be careful here. If there’s no time limit, and we cascade ownership rights, the Italians could end up owning everything.

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          But the Goths and the Vikings?

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            Wolf clan owns the whole valley, from the bad taste water with big fish to the good taste water with little fish.

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          Still better than the Fr*nch. BTW The Italians only owned all the land where wine could be made. Coincidence? I think not!

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          Unga bunga, bitch!

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    It was actually tweeted by ex-pres of Mongolia, thus making the burn more real. It’s not his first punch, and he’s still alive and laughing.

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      ex-pres of Mongolia

      Rly? Ha!

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    Saint Petersburg sits on what was once Swedish territory. Prepare the Saab jets

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      There was that year of time when Poland controlled Moscow, the only nation to ever successfully capture the city. Unleash the husaria!

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        If only those Belarusian mercenaries had tried harder.

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        France captured Moscow (in a pyrrhic victory…) in the Napoleonic wars.

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          Poland held it for a year or so. We have a better claim to it

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            And the Russians burnt it down after the French entered.

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              Tell me, uncle, that not for nothing

              Burnt in fire Moscow was given to the French?

              - “Borodino”, Lermontov

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        It, eh, controlled it with the claim of supporting a legitimate monarchy, so whether it was captured can be disputed.

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      It was Finnish/Karelian/Estonian/Veps (can’t remember which Finnic group specifically, but doesn’t matter much) under Sweden.

      So actually just let Finns remember Mannerheim.

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    Well before Mongols it was Kyiv Rus. So, moskovits should belong to Kyiv.

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    All of the land masses were once part of Gondwanaland. The bacteriophage are coming.

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      That sounds like we just need to expand The United States of Humanity…

      Except not the current US. We need to fix it first

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    Return to enlightened 1444, embrace big Lithuania and Germany in a 100 pieces of border gore.

    Map for reference

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      Gotta no-CB Byzantium and then go on to restore the Roman Empire

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        Fuck the Romans, Persia shall rise again

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    Next they’ll say the price they got for Alaska was unfair.

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      They already did. Months ago, like November

      https://thehill.com/opinion/international/4434869-russia-casts-its-eye-on-alaska/

      Ok, so it was January

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      One could say it was, but just like with French Louisiana, it was more of a way of unloading claimed territory to a friendly emerging country which would make some use of it. It wasn’t that developed and didn’t have many perspectives.

      Eh, guess French Louisiana is more massive. But the point stands.

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    Vladivostok oblast was named either Northern Manchuria, or Upper Manchuria, less than 120 165 years ago…

    I think China may want their warm water port back

    Edit: apparently there were Chinese and Russian skirmishes during the Russia-Japanese War of 1910, but China actually ceded control of the area in 1860, so more like less than 165 years ago.

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      China? I think you mean the Mongolian Empire.

      Afghanistan? Believe it or not, Mongolian Empire.

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        That territory was taken from China by Russia in 1860. The Mongolian Empire had collapsed far before that happened. The Chinese in the region got forcibly relocated in the 1930s, but as of last year they still make up a significant ethnic minority of the region. The Mongols also make up a smaller ethnic minority in the region.

        If you’re going to go back to The Mongol Empire, then they controlled the vast majority of Asia and the Middle East, not to mention the sizeable chunk of Europe they controlled. I maintain that if The Mongols and The Vikings had ever united that combined empire would still be global. I’m unsure of that would have been better or worse for us in the current era

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          I think you read too much into this…

          I was simply joking that the Mongolian Empire had controlled those regions at some point, and if we go by Russian and Chinese claims that historical ownership means modern ownership, Mongolia would have claim.

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    That mentally unstable asshole Putin was part of his father’s balls. Stuff him back in.

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    The Kievan Rus was founded by Viking settlers, therefore by the Putin’s own logic he should cede all of Russia east of the Urals to Denmark, Sweden and Norway while he’s at it.

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Italians dusting off their pilums.

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    Will the armies charge in while blasting The HU? That’d be metal.

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    I’m just waiting for some politician in Germany to justify a 3rd world war instigated by Germany. For a short period of time much of Europe was ours!

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      All hail the holy Roman emperor!

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    Guess we humans don’t own any land since the dinosaurs settled here looooong before us.

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      Reject monke, return to chikn?

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    Might makes right.

    Just ask Israel

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