Turns out that, in college, I was a solar panel.
Natty Light made you piss lightning, too?
Hmm I wonder if…Fire benders who can bend lightning can…
Admiral Patrick is William Wallace, confirmed.
don’t most people fuck at night tho
yes but they charge batteries during the day
this is why men’s refractory periods are so much longer than women’s. solar panels that size do not produce much power and the battery only charges during the day
This makes me so uncomfortable lmao
“Yes, hello, tech support? My fucking solar panel is hammered drunk again and throwing up in my front yard”
So the reason solar panels get less efficient over time is because they all have Natty Light hangovers?
No, it’s because of the solar panel’s compounding liver dysfunction.
Damn climate change drinking up all the Natural Ice.
This is dumb and I love it
