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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

Two chemists walk into a bar

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Two chemists walk into a bar

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?

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      Need a moment to look through the tap menu

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      People who don’t drink alcohol?

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        Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.

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          Then you’ll have to drink coke.

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      Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.

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        When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.

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        Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.

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          in most of the world, the drinking age is 18, and the USA doesn’t matter

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          The USA is the USA and the rest of the world is the rest of the world. There are plenty of bars here where teens and children are allowed, they often come with their parents and get served toasts and juice or a smoothie, while their parents get beers.

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